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How Cold Is It?
An annotated thermometer
60F | 15C
Californians put on sweaters
Arzionians put on down coats and hats
Minnesotans live in walk-in freezers
50 | 10
New York tenants turn on the heat
Wisconsinites plant gardens
Miami residents turn on the heat
40 | 4
Californians shiver uncontrollably
Minnesotans sunbathe
35 | 2
Italian cars don't start
32 | 0
Distilled water freezes
30 | -1
You can see your breath
You plan a vacation in Florida
Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
Wisconsinites eat ice cream
25 | -4
Boston water freezes
Californians weep pitiably
Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you
20 | -7
Cleveland water freezes
San Franciscans start thinking favorably of LA
Green Bay Packers fans put on T-shirts
15 | -10
You plan a vacation in Acapulco
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you
Minnesotans go swimming
10 | -12
Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
Too cold to snow
You need jumper cables to get the car going
0 | -18
New York landlords turn on the heat
Newfoundlanders grill hot dogs on the patio, yum!
-5 | -21
You can hear your breath
You plan a vacation to the outback of Australia
-10 | -23
American cars don't start
Too cold to skate
-15 | -26
You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
Miamians cease to exist
Minnesotans lick flagpoles
-20 | -29
Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
Politicians actually do something about the homeless
People in LaCrosse think about taking down screens
-25 | -32
You open the fridge to heat the house
You need jumper cables to get the driver going
Japanese cars don't start
Milwaukee Brewers head for spring training
-30 | -34
You plan a two-week hot bath
Pilsener freezes
Bock beer production begins
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
-38 | -39
Mercury freezes
Too cold to think
Canadians button top button
-40 | -40
Californians disappear
Car insists on sleeping in your bed with you
Minnesotans put on sweaters
-50 | -46
Congressional hot air freezes
Alaskans close the bathroom window
Green Bay Packers practice indoors
-60 | -51
Walruses abandon Aleutians
Minnesotans put gloves away, take out mittens
Boy Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby
-70 | -57
Glaciers in Central Park
Hudson residents replace diving boards with hockey nets
Green Bay snowmobilers organize trans-lake race to Sault Ste. Marie
-80 | -62
Polar bears abandon Baffin Island
Girl Scouts in Eau Claire start Klondike Derby
-90 | -68
Edge of Antarctica reaches Rio de Janeiro
Lawyers chase ambulances for no more than 10 miles
Wisconsinites migrate to Minnesota thinking it MUST be warmer
Ontarians migrate to New York thinking it MUST be warmer south of the border
-100 | -73
Santa Claus abandons North Pole
Minnesotans pull down earflaps
-173 | -114
Ethyl alcohol freezes
Hell freezes over
-297 | -183
Oxygen precipitates out of atmosphere
Microbial life survives only on dairy products
-445 | -265
-452 | -269
Helium becomes a liquid
-454 | -270
Hell freezes over
-456 | -271
Illinois drivers drop below 85 MPH on I-90
-458 | -272
Incumbent politician renounces a campaign contribution
You plan a vacation inside an active volcano
-460 | -273 (Absolute Zero)
All atomic motion ceases
Politicians cease lying
Speaker John Boehner considers being human
Minnesotans allow as to how it's getting a mite nippy

Last update to this page: 9 Jan 2013. Send comments, questions or suggestions to Desiree McCrorey.